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Verince and his Tanglegs
Claimer: Everything in this story belongs to me!
So do the mushrooms that are in the closest store to you that sell
All Mushrooms are mine. For I am Mushroom Master of Mars!!
__I felt the wind trying to push me back as I watched the passers-by
shiver, my thick home made coat looking neat and perfect against the
white snow. Heaps of frozen liquid pressed to the sides of the houses.
__My hood was pulled up over my head, the special design allowing it
to hang further forward than would be considered average, the soft
lining presenting a soothing feel about my entire body, the hem
halting just millimeaters short of the ground, my boots just visable
from beneath the brown of the coat a gold emblum embosted into the
__The small hairs along my spine stood to attention, a foul smell
filling my nostrals and the screams of running people stinging my ears.
__'It is time.' I tought to myself. A small smirk playing about my
mouth as I traveled to where the screams originated,
:iconanti-celeryclub:Anti-CeleryClub 1 0
CELERY by Inkyluca
Celery is bad. Celery stinks.
If you eat too much then you'll turn pink.
Eating celery or sticking needles in my eye,
Between the two of them I'd rather die.
Celery is like cow vomit,
Money not well spent,
Celery is the pointy mountain
Summit that you wish you'd never
Celery knows your name,
Celery is chocolate thunder,
Celery is God's anti-Darwin blunder.
Join with us, and cheer and chant
our very name.
And maybe with a little luck,
celery will never be the same.
:iconanti-celeryclub:Anti-CeleryClub 1 0 CrazyRatty by Anti-CeleryClub CrazyRatty :iconanti-celeryclub:Anti-CeleryClub 1 0 I made it ogrefairy by Anti-CeleryClub I made it ogrefairy :iconanti-celeryclub:Anti-CeleryClub 1 0 The angel--of--music by Anti-CeleryClub The angel--of--music :iconanti-celeryclub:Anti-CeleryClub 0 0 Never Trust... by Anti-CeleryClub Never Trust... :iconanti-celeryclub:Anti-CeleryClub 2 5 Anti-Celery Stamp by Anti-CeleryClub Anti-Celery Stamp :iconanti-celeryclub:Anti-CeleryClub 7 4
Celery Hai...bythewalkingangel
celery is bad
it taste so nasty, and wet
:iconanti-celeryclub:Anti-CeleryClub 0 3
Burning Celery by Ogrefairy by Anti-CeleryClub Burning Celery by Ogrefairy :iconanti-celeryclub:Anti-CeleryClub 1 16 Anti-Celery Avi by Ogrefairy by Anti-CeleryClub Anti-Celery Avi by Ogrefairy :iconanti-celeryclub:Anti-CeleryClub 0 0

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Don't Play with Your Food by xPocky Don't Play with Your Food :iconxpocky:xPocky 5 7 Stupid Celery. by ajw9491 Stupid Celery. :iconajw9491:ajw9491 4 7 celery overlords by squeeforme celery overlords :iconsqueeforme:squeeforme 2 1 Blood Celery by Feuillu Blood Celery :iconfeuillu:Feuillu 2 10 Celery is Satan by cuteartchick509 Celery is Satan :iconcuteartchick509:cuteartchick509 2 5 The CELERY DEMON by ZIM402 The CELERY DEMON :iconzim402:ZIM402 2 10 Celery Slayer by Chocobokabob Celery Slayer :iconchocobokabob:Chocobokabob 5 18 CELERY CHEWED by Jellaboom CELERY CHEWED :iconjellaboom:Jellaboom 9 2 But I like Celery by Catgirl-Calla But I like Celery :iconcatgirl-calla:Catgirl-Calla 2 20 the evil ways of celery by apheliotrope the evil ways of celery :iconapheliotrope:apheliotrope 2 14



'Tis Evil!
United States
  • Listening to: The Ant-Celery Movement
  • Watching: The Celery Burning
  • Eating: Anything but Celery
... :iconstalkerplz: :sprint:


:sniff: This club is very neglected :crying: :no:

We have a submission (by the wonderful tanglelegs ) after months of nothing. Does this promise progress? I'm afraid if we don't start to get more submissions, I will be forced to shut the club down again. Please don't let this happen, people. We must fight the disgusting excuse for a vegetable. This evil anti-food. We cannot let it take over! The earth depends on us people. One anti-celery related piece of art at a time.

Please. It can be anything. Absolutely anything. Just send us a note with your submission and it will be added immediately.

Please comment on this journal if you want it to stay open. If we get no comments, the club will be closed for lack of active members.

Let us destroy celery!
:stab: :chainsaw: :fork: :flame:

:thumbsup: :worship:

Now... if someone would be willing to donate to our cause to get a subscription, I will promise a cool CSS instead of compensating with smilies.


Please join the cause!
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Founder and Admin: :iconogrefairy: :typerhappy:

"I do not wonder... I am well learned on the subject of said celery and must contradict your statement speaking of celery as being "perfect" in any way shape or form ... tis evil I tell you EVIL!!!!!!!!"


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pixeIdust Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Why is this a... thing...
Ogrefairy Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2015   Digital Artist
Because I was a very strange teenager.
EuropeanWildcat Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2015
RabidLeroy Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2010  Student General Artist
Hmmm, maybe you, celerophobe, should consider converting this account to club status, do you think? (I'm not here to join, but to leave a suggestion for the club's further existence)
celeryrules Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2010
I shall stomp upon your flaming, mutilated corpse, and will stuff my face with celery and laugh!
Anti-CeleryClub Featured By Owner May 14, 2010
Enjoy your disgusting anti-food while you can!
yarglet Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2009
Thank you for :+fav:

Celery is evil!!!
Anti-CeleryClub Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2009
starkmad Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2009
OMFG!! hAHAHAHAHAH!! i love you guys!!

thax for the fav and i'll definitely watch+ ! :D
Anti-CeleryClub Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2009
Awesome. ^^ If you want to submit some art to help the cause too, please do.
Spytfire852 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2009
can i just say YOU GUYS ARE AWSOME!!
please put some more funny things so i can laugh. :D
Anti-CeleryClub Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2009
Thanks. XP Welcome to the club. If you can submit something, we'd be grateful!
Gustov Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2009
Anti-CeleryClub Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2009
Thank you for joining the club and helping to support the cause. ^^
portiafimbriata Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009
Best club ever! Thnxs for the fave!
Anti-CeleryClub Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009
Thanks! Would you like to join?
portiafimbriata Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009
Sure! But not just yet...
Anti-CeleryClub Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009
Alright. Well this club is free to join whenever you'd like. Just watch us and you're a member. We need as many as we can get to fight this atrocity disguised as a vegetable!
lunachuu Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2009
Thanks for the fave on the celery~ :]

oh yah! could I join??
Anti-CeleryClub Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009
Oh you're welcome.

Of course. ^^ Just watch the club.
lunachuu Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009
Anti-CeleryClub Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009
Thank you for joining! Now get to work on some anti-celery based artwork so we can spread the word!
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Catgirl-Calla Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2009   Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave =D
Anti-CeleryClub Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2009
Thanks for posting. ^^
Chocobokabob Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2009
Oh wow xD Thanks for the fave!

Freaking hilarious club ya got here.
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