Verince and his ...by Tanglegs by Anti-CeleryClub, literature
Literature
Verince and his ...by Tanglegs
Claimer: Everything in this story belongs to me!
So do the mushrooms that are in the closest store to you that sell
them.
All Mushrooms are mine. For I am Mushroom Master of Mars!!
=^..^=
__I felt the wind trying to push me back as I watched the passers-by
shiver, my thick home made coat looking neat and perfect against the
white snow. Heaps of frozen liquid pressed to the sides of the houses.
__My hood was pulled up over my head, the special design allowing it
to hang further forward than would be considered average, the soft
lining presenting a soothing feel about my entire body, the hem
halting just millimeaters short of the gro
Celery is bad. Celery stinks.
If you eat too much then you'll turn pink.
Eating celery or sticking needles in my eye,
Between the two of them I'd rather die.
Celery is like cow vomit,
Money not well spent,
Celery is the pointy mountain
Summit that you wish you'd never
went.
Celery knows your name,
Celery is chocolate thunder,
Celery is God's anti-Darwin blunder.
Join with us, and cheer and chant
our very name.
And maybe with a little luck,
celery will never be the same.
Celery is bad. Celery stinks.
If you eat too much then you'll turn pink.
Eating celery or sticking needles in my eye,
Between the two of them I'd rather die.
Celery is like cow vomit,
Money not well spent,
Celery is the pointy mountain
Summit that you wish you'd never
went.
Celery knows your name,
Celery is chocolate thunder,
Celery is God's anti-Darwin blunder.
Join with us, and cheer and chant
our very name.
And maybe with a little luck,
celery will never be the same.
Verince and his ...by Tanglegs by Anti-CeleryClub, literature
Literature
Verince and his ...by Tanglegs
Claimer: Everything in this story belongs to me!
So do the mushrooms that are in the closest store to you that sell
them.
All Mushrooms are mine. For I am Mushroom Master of Mars!!
=^..^=
__I felt the wind trying to push me back as I watched the passers-by
shiver, my thick home made coat looking neat and perfect against the
white snow. Heaps of frozen liquid pressed to the sides of the houses.
__My hood was pulled up over my head, the special design allowing it
to hang further forward than would be considered average, the soft
lining presenting a soothing feel about my entire body, the hem
halting just millimeaters short of the gro
Celery is a monotype;
the only type of it's group.
Lettuce has it's varieties,
it's shades of green and white.
Onions and potatoes differ in their classifications
but celery is celery and always the same.
People are like lettuce.
... ~stalkerplz (https://www.deviantart.com/stalkerplz) :sprint:
:below:
:sniff: This club is very neglected :crying: :no:
We have a submission (by the wonderful tanglelegs (https://www.deviantart.com/tanglelegs) ) after months of nothing. Does this promise progress? I'm afraid if we don't start to get more submissions, I will be forced to shut the club down again. Please don't let this happen, people. We must fight the disgusting excuse for a vegetable. This evil anti-food. We cannot let it take over! The earth depends on us people. One anti-celery related piece of art at a time.
Please. It can be anything. Absolutely anything. Just send us a note with your submission and it will be added immediately.
Ple
... ~stalkerplz (https://www.deviantart.com/stalkerplz) :sprint:
:poke: :paranoid:
:wave: Hello people! Just an update. We've gotten two submissions since the last journal. That's definite progress since the last time around. XP Now if we can get 1 submission from every member or a really good excuse as to why there isn't one, we will have a contest. We need more submissions though! We must fight the celery! We cannot fail again!
So what do you say people? Are you ready to fight?! :shakefist:
:clap:
:iconalertplz:
:megaphone: Someone is sending phishing spam under other people's names as comments on dA.
If you receive a comment from any of your friends saying
"Hey. I
... ~stalkerplz (https://www.deviantart.com/stalkerplz) :sprint:
:below:
:sniff: Since the club gave up it's fight, celery has been able to run a muck... :crying: :no:
I say, we change that.
:spotlight-left:That's right! It's here! The Anti-Celery Club is back! :spotlight-right: :boogie:
Who is willing to go on the noble quest to defend the world from this monstrosity disguised as a vegetable? Who here thinks they have the strength fight when the inevitable happens and we must purge the earth of this evil anti-food? How about we start now? Submit your anti-celery art to support the cause. It could be anything from a story you wrote to a drawing you made or a photo you to
Hmmm, maybe you, celerophobe, should consider converting this account to club status, do you think? (I'm not here to join, but to leave a suggestion for the club's further existence)